Cat Jokes
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice crispies!
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: What's every cats favourite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alogue!
Dog Jokes
Q: What dog is never late?
A: A watch dog!
Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
Q: What markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!
Q:What type of dog likes to take bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
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